Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Gun - Completed

This GTA style western was fun. The general game play was enjoyable and had a good plot. However when I got near a city my computer would momentarly lock up. Once it computed all the info would release and let me play more. This was very annoying, I dont see how any game on low settings should require more then a 3 ghz/256 pci express 16x/3 gigs of ram. So needless to say it kinda of perplexed me.

The game in all was maybe 4 hours long, might be able to squeeze another hour out of it finishing side missions to make your horse faster.

6 out of 10 - Two short, graphics were lack luster, even though there were plenty of weapon upgrades. There version of the sniper rifle was a touch silly. No camera issues with this game, imagine that.

Sunday, April 16, 2006

Psychonauts - Completed

Sometime around 4 am this morning I complete Psyconauts. At around 2 am when I started the last level and thought about when I would get to write this blog. I invisioned words like "Entertaining, Wonderful, Money well spent, and I cant wait to loan this out". Two hours later I was pissed off and even wrote a hate email to majesco. A jumping sequence, not unlike something you would find in mario sunshine. Small piece of a level that should only take 30 seconds to complete. However the game dynamics do not allow this. In fact 90f the time when trying to jump off one screen to the next it will not even let you execute a double jump. So heres to you, if you want to play a game that has a great store, unique ideas and playability. Then go for it, however when you reach "Meat circus" call me and I will tell you how it ends. At least I can save you from the torment of some asshole at majesco.

Game before "Meat Circus" 8 out of 10 (Cameras hate me, and some times the enviroment would not allow you to see what you needed to)

Game after "Meat Circus" 2 out of 10 (the plot was good....)

Time: 11:09:29

Sunday, April 02, 2006

Evil Dead: Regeneration - Completed

For those of you who know me. Know I seriously dislike Bruce Campbell. But I still love Ash what can I say. So I picked up this game. This game gave me about the same experience as meeting Bruce. It sucks, the graphics were improved greatly. The camera didnt hate me, but with all this seriously guys did you even play the game before releasing it? Making 10 levels with all the same "Puzzle" is FUCKING retarded. Sure the levels look different but the game play was me playing the last level over again. Also go now and fire the dumb fuck that thinks there only needs to be six (seven if you count the upgraded chainsaw, which I am not) weapons in a full featured game. To some six may seem like allot but this is Ash who comes stock right off the bat with a boom stick and a chainsaw. Then giving each of them a down grade (yes a down grade) and a single upgrade. It amazes me they could improve this game so much in graphics. But for actual game play Evil Dead "Fist full of boomstick" blows this game off the shelf.

For an Evil dead fan I give it a 5, the commentary is about the only good thing about this game.

For anyone who doesnt know what "Evil Dead 3" is then I give this a game a 2 (yea out of 10). You might find some enjoyment but I doubt it.

PS. "Extras" can involve more then just listening to people ramble on about the game. For fucks sake explain why you didnt play it before it was release.

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